Building a tech startup is a lot like this video. You're feeling sexy, confident, and convinced you've finally got your shit together. Then life hits you with a 90 mph gust of WHAT THE FUCK. Your platform crashes, your technology develops a personality disorder, and you're questioning every decision you've made since kindergarten. But that's startup life. Fix your hair, pretend it was part of the plan, and brace yourself for the next unexpected blow.