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POO NEWS: Supreme Court Hands Trump a 7–2 Victory While the Actual Law Gets Lost in a Pile of Political Bullshit
The Supreme Court hands Trump another 7–2 victory as dark money turns democracy into a fucking auction. Billionaires call the shots while ordinary Americans pay the price.
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POO NEWS: The Real Housewives of Area 51. You Can't Make This Shit Up.
Welcome to The Real Housewives of Area 51, where the lips are inflated, the faces are frozen, and nobody ages naturally. Six women, one plastic surgeon, and not a single moving forehead. Even the aliens are asking, What the fuck happened?
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POO NEWS: THE CURRENT TRUMP SHIT IS STARTING TO STINK THROUGH THE WRAPPER
Trump’s latest controversies over taxpayer-funded ads, Russian diesel, Ukraine, and tariffs reveal a bigger question: do the policies match the promises, or are Americans being handed another polished pile of political crap?
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POO NEWS: Trump Is Buying Diesel From Putin While America Exports Its Own. What a Complete Shitshow.
The Russian Diesel Deal, MAGA Political Theater, and the President Who Seems More Concerned About Putin's Wallet Than Ukraine's Survival
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POO NEWS: LINKEDIN IS FACEBOOK WEARING A SUIT. SO WHERE THE HELL ARE THE JOBS?
LinkedIn has become Facebook in a business suit, overflowing with corporate bullshit, fake inspiration, ghost jobs, and influencers collecting likes while real people struggle to find work.
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POO NEWS: THE GIANT ORANGE PIECE OF SHIT JUST SAID “LET THEM TAKE OUT” SAN DIEGO AND LOS ANGELES
Welcome to Poo News, where we cut through the shit. Unfortunately, this time the shit is president-sized.
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POO NEWS: TRUMP ASKED IF I “STILL” STAND WITH HIM. I NEVER STOOD THERE, BUT THANKS FOR THE FREE THERAPY.
Trump’s spam bot asked if I’d “still” stand with him. I never did, but telling that political pile of shit to go f*** itself was cheaper than therapy and almost as satisfying as a good dump.
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POO NEWS: LINKEDIN SAYS IT PROHIBITS HATE AND HARASSMENT. THEN EXPLAIN THIS.
LinkedIn says it bans harassment and disability-based abuse. So why were comments mocking a disabled Black woman reportedly allowed to stay?
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Hospital Fees for a Virtual Visit From Home?
A virtual appointment from home produced an estimate of $4,418.96 in hospital fees and just $351.20 in physician fees. Poo News digs into why charges like this deserve far more transparency, oversight, and accountability.
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POO NEWS: HUMANITY SHOULD NEVER BE NEGOTIABLE
Poo News stands with Palestinian civilians, equal human rights, and accountability for all sides, because humanity should never depend on politics, religion, or borders.
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Poo News: Our First “I Eat Poop” Award
Poo News cuts through the crap after a Trump-supporting F-150 driver parks in a handicap space, leaving an older disabled woman without accessible parking.
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POO NEWS: Trump’s Shadow Has Officially Given Up
Imagine being Donald Trump’s shadow. That poor bastard has had one of the most exhausting jobs in America. Everywhere Trump goes, the shadow has to go too. Campaign rallies, airplanes, golf courses, courtrooms, press conferences, White House hallways, international summits, giant stages, motorcades,
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Before Verbal Poo Hits the Fan, We’re Looking for the Founding 500
We’re calling them The Founding 500. These early members will receive a permanent Founding Poo Talker crown on their profile, showing they were part of the original community that helped build the mess.
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Poo News: The Handicap Spot Is Not Your Personal VIP Parking Lane
A Tesla, two handicap spaces and a kid in a wheelchair. Just another reminder that accessible parking exists for a reason, and sometimes the biggest pile of shit is behind the wheel.
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When the Shit Comes Back Around, DoorDash Edition
Sometimes the shit really does come back around. DoorDash has agreed to a $131.5 million settlement over delivery worker pay, with more than $115 million expected to go back to Dashers. For a company built on delivering things, this may be its most awkward delivery yet.
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💩 POO NEWS | THE PRESIDENT, THE PRESS & THE MISSING MICROPHONES
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This Week in Political Poo... Trump, Xi, Lawsuits and an Overflowing News Cycle
Welcome to another edition of Political Poo, where we look at the news, stare at it for several seconds, and eventually ask the question every reasonable human being is thinking: How the hell did we get here?
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Why We Created Verbal Poo
Social media was supposed to connect people. Somewhere along the way, it became a strange combination of outrage machine, popularity contest, political battleground, advertising network, and digital detention center.
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