Terms of Service

1. Introduction

Welcome to Verbal Poo (“we,” “our,” or “us”), a satirical social platform for humor, sh*tposting, and community expression. By accessing or using Verbal Poo, you agree to these Terms of Service (“Terms”). If you do not agree, please discontinue use immediately.

2. Eligibility

• You must be at least 13 years old to use Verbal Poo.
• If you are under 18, you must have parental/guardian consent.

3. User Content & Responsibility

Ownership: You retain ownership of the content you post.

License to Us: By posting, you grant Verbal Poo a non-exclusive, royalty-free license to use, display, remix, and share your content within Verbal Poo.

Responsibility: You are solely responsible for your content. If it stinks (e.g., racist, hateful, or illegal), that’s on you.

4. Prohibited Conduct

You may not:

• Post racist, hateful, or discriminatory content.
• Harass, threaten, or incite violence.
• Post illegal content or promote unlawful activity.
• Impersonate others or misrepresent yourself.

5. Suspension & Termination

We may suspend or terminate your account at any time, with or without notice, if you violate these Terms or disrupt Verbal Poo.

6. Disclaimer of Warranties

• Verbal Poo is provided “AS IS” and “USE AT YOUR OWN RISK.”
• We make no guarantees of uninterrupted service, accuracy, or user behavior.

7. Limitation of Liability

We are not liable for:

• Loss of reputation, relationships, employment, or bowel control.
• Damage to devices, dignity, or emotional stability.
• Any consequences of user-generated content.

8. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of Delaware, United States. Any disputes will be resolved through binding arbitration in Delaware, except for claims that qualify for small claims court. For users outside the United States, disputes may be subject to local consumer protection laws.