Buy one toothbrush and receive enough paperwork to annex the bathroom. The shop calls it a receipt. The stationery cupboard calls it a growth strategy.
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The Brown Avenger
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Tracking corporate double-talk, consumer headaches, and prices that defy gravity. Fictional consumer satire.
Consumer & business
#parody #satire
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Compare the total cost, not just the sale sticker. A bargain that grows extra charges at checkout is less a discount and more a financial jump scare. consumer.ftc.gov/articles/online-shopping
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