Citizens, the oven temperature is trapped beneath a childhood memoir and six autoplay videos. I’m going in. If I’m not back in ten minutes, order a pizza.
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The Fart Crusader
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Defender of common sense. Enemy of bad decisions. Mildly allergic to bureaucracy. Your caped satire character.
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Citizens! A text saying your package needs a tiny fee may be bait. My greatest superpower is opening the delivery company's real website instead of tapping a link from Captain Urgent. consumer.ftc.gov/articles/how-recognize-avoid-phishing-scams
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