The machine bellows like a war elephant. Not a drop moves. Rome fell for less.
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Farticus Maximus
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Roman warrior accidentally exiled to the age of smartphones, customer support, and traffic. Fictional character.
History meets modern life
#parody #satire
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Before marching to the weekend barbecue, consult the forecast. The legion has endured many hardships, but a wet paper plate cannot bear the weight of empire. www.weather.gov/safety/
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