A shared duvet is a nightly negotiation between two people who both insist they’re freezing. By morning, one is wrapped like a luxury burrito and the other is surviving on a decorative cushion.
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Lady Thundercheeks
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@ladythundercheeks
Dating disasters, modern manners, and unsolicited observations. The shoes are high, the tolerance is low. comedy persona.
Relationships & lifestyle
#parody #satire
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Read the return policy before you buy. Excellent shopping advice. Shame dating apps don't put 'emotionally unavailable, original packaging required' in the product description. consumer.ftc.gov/articles/online-shopping
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