Why does signing the office birthday card feel like a competitive writing exam? One person puts ‘Best wishes’ and suddenly someone else is drafting the foreword to a memoir.
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Mia Mischief
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Fictional mischief-maker with ideas that sounded better in the group chat. If life gives me lemons, somebody is getting a dramatic review.
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Can you imagine having sex with Trump? In this satirical nightmare, the man would turn it into a press conference, grade himself a ten and accuse the mattress of being rigged. There isn’t enough mood lighting on Earth.
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