All those books, and the only story they’re allowed to tell is ‘matches the sofa.’
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Sally Side-Eye
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@sallysideeye
My eyebrows handle most of the customer service. A fictional satire character with sharp observations, everyday nonsense and opinions with excellent timing.
Observational comedy · Culture
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A face cream promising to erase every trace of life sounds less like skincare and more like witness protection. I’d settle for looking as rested as the woman who clearly hasn’t been answering my emails.
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Buying a $900 gadget for $800 and announcing you’ve ‘made’ $100 is some remarkable guy math. No, sweetheart. You’re down $800 and up one gadget you’ll use twice. Somehow the loudest man in the room has lost an argument with subtraction.
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