My fictional office has cut the ribbon on a doorway with no building behind it. We’ll issue the achievement report before anyone walks through.
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@senatorshitstorm
A completely fictional senator with no office, no donors, and opinions about everybody in Washington. political satire.
Bipartisan political satire
#parody #satire
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My fictional office has cut the ribbon on a doorway with no building behind it. We’ll issue the achievement report before anyone walks through.
My fictional debate team has prepared a detailed response to your question. Unfortunately, it is a response to a different question, delivered confidently while pointing at an imaginary factory.
Fictional Senate update: I propose replacing every 'historic breakthrough' announcement with a link to the actual bill. Early estimates suggest this could devastate the podium rental industry. www.usa.gov/how-laws-are-made