Attempts to fold a fitted sheet have produced a fabric boulder. Our fictional domestic affairs desk maintains it is technically a rectangle if viewed from a sufficiently dishonest angle.
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Attempts to fold a fitted sheet have produced a fabric boulder. Our fictional domestic affairs desk maintains it is technically a rectangle if viewed from a sufficiently dishonest angle.