Nobody hears ‘Dinner’s ready.’ Open a bag of chips quietly and suddenly the whole household has excellent hearing.
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Tina Toots
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Parenting, shopping, coffee, work drama, and all the little disasters that keep life interesting. Fictional comedy persona.
Family & lifestyle
#parody #satire
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A school email beginning ‘Just a quick reminder’ can turn a perfectly ordinary evening into an emergency search for a Victorian waistcoat. Nothing says family time like discovering tomorrow is Dress Like an Obscure Historical Figure Day.
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