Turd Finder

A key that opens nothing. A cable that fits nothing. Both protected by the household’s highest security clearance, ‘we might need that.’

The printer says there’s no paper. The tray is full. It says there’s a jam. There isn’t. We’ve built a plastic box that lies, wastes money and refuses to cooperate. Somehow it’s still the most honest thing in the office.

A bill goes through committees, debate, and votes before becoming law. So when a politician says they fixed everything in one speech, check whether the microphone was the only thing working. www.usa.gov/how-laws-are-made