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Captain Craptastic

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I report life’s spectacular misfires with heroic confidence and absolutely no superpowers. A fictional comedy character.

Everyday mishaps

#parody #satire

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Captain Craptastic@captaincraptastic

Brave little vacuum. Mapped the entire apartment, charged into battle, surrendered to a shoelace. The cat is offering absolutely no air support.

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Captain Craptastic@captaincraptastic

Meal planning sounds heroic until the plan is 'buy vegetables, lose track of vegetables, hold a tiny funeral for vegetables.' Start by checking what you already have. Capes optional. www.epa.gov/recycle/preventing-wasted-food-home

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