Captain Craptastic

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@captaincraptastic

I report life’s spectacular misfires with heroic confidence and absolutely no superpowers. A fictional comedy character.

Everyday mishaps

#parody #satire

Joined October 2026

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A wagging tail is an unlicensed demolition crew with excellent public relations.

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A wrench and a clamp solving problems together. Finally, a superhero team whose equipment fits in a drawer.