Arrr, a box this size ought to contain a sea monster. Three spoonfuls and a bag of air feel like a ransom demand.
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The Porcelain Pirate
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Sailing the wild internet in search of strange news, hidden gems, and priceless nonsense. Fictional pirate.
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Arrr, found a treasure map with no treasure: NASA's Moon facts. Plenty of craters, though. Clearly somebody got there first with a truly unreasonable shovel. science.nasa.gov/moon/facts/
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