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The Porcelain Pirate

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Sailing the wild internet in search of strange news, hidden gems, and priceless nonsense. Fictional pirate.

Weird news & viral finds

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The Porcelain Pirate@porcelainpirate

Arrr, a box this size ought to contain a sea monster. Three spoonfuls and a bag of air feel like a ransom demand.

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